June 2012
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I am so tired and my whole body aches and I have to close tonight with my least favorite coworker (most hated might be a more accurate title) and one that I like okay but is slower than molasses (last night we started cleaning before 11; we didn’t get out until 2, usually I can finish by 15 after close) and some new kid. I don’t even want money why can’t I just be a beetle or a...
sailorsandshipwrecks asked: Im texting you awesome things and your phone prolly isnt even on. Youre breaking my heart.
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guys what do I do I’ve already made a whole pound of pesto and I still have all the basil from that last picture oh my god even I can’t eat that much pesto that is literally enough pesto to drown my entire family in, like I could actually kill people with the amount of basil I have
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I'm going to San Francisco tomorrow, what should I...
I want to see EVERYTHING but I only have like 26 hours, minus an hour or two for sleep, I need to prioritize and only do THE GREATEST THINGS.
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Kayaks: 1, Tyler: 1
they couldn’t hide forever. We went kayaking this morning out to the island in Emerald Bay and all around there. We saw so many osprey nests, and even an osprey sitting on its eggs, and some eggshells on the ground.
“The belief that female sexual expression is uniquely dehumanizing is a double...”
– Amanda Marcotte (via feminismduh)
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oh also
my cousin was looking at her phone and talking to her boyfriend, when she said, “Look, this is funny, it says ‘Vegetarian is an old indian word for bad hunter.’ Do you think that’s true?” A few minutes later she put her phone down and remarked that she couldn’t find anything that proved that, but she still thought it was true. This girl is about to start school...
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just went on a twenty mile bike ride in the...
either my butt is going to turn into steel or fall off. I’ll keep y’all updated.
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this reminds me of tyler
AP student: I'm in so many AP classes
AP student: they're advanced placement
AP student: that's what "AP" means
AP student: so that means I'm really smart
AP student: AP courses are college-level courses
AP student: I was in my AP classroom with my AP classmates today
AP student: because AP
“It would not be hard at all to make higher education completely free in the USA....”
– “How Much Does College Cost, and Why?,” Left Business Observer (via andrewfm)
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so today I tried to go kayaking
but instead got lost and went on a three hour hike. It’s all good, everything is pretty.
“If I can’t say the word vagina, why are we legislating vaginas? What language...”
– Michigan state Representative Lisa Brown wonders why she was prohibited from using the medically correct term for her vajayjay on the House floor. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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family vacation of...
I don’t even know how I typed this so well. We just had a “wine tasting” which consisted of drinking six bottles of wine. what is happening with this family
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sailorsandshipwrecks:
everythingisprecious:
I really hope all of you are okay with the fact that this blog basically exists as another way for me to communicate with Ariel when we are not together
hey hey did you know that
you’re my favorite person
duh doy
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I really hope all of you are okay with the fact that this blog basically exists as another way for me to communicate with Ariel when we are not together
thecupisaportkey:
I was really disappointed when I turned 16 and my grandmother didn’t tell me I was the crown princess of genovia
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so I'm in California
but I was like fuck it, fuck being tourist-y, I need to see Prometheus. And I did, and it was beautiful, and I dragged my entire family along, and got into an argument with my uncle over what constitutes science fiction. It was fun.
Also today I toured a winery and ate In-n-Out for the first time, so that was cool. Our very attractive tour guide kept saying his tour guide things and I just kept...
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Dear Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison,
Fuck you. Fuck you and your uppity “morals” with a splintery two by four.
Sincerely,
Your Constituents
